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[Dec. 29th, 2005|05:08 am] |
FOR CHRISTMAS I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY AND I SPENT IT ALL ON COOL SHIT AND BEER!
Seriously. I did. I feel good about it, too. Which is why I'm back in Austin for 2 days to work and make some extra cash to buy more beer for NYE. THEN I'M GOING TO QUIT MY JOB AND MOVE TO ANOTHER STATE.
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| Attn: People who do not kill macs |
[Dec. 29th, 2005|10:57 am] |
I have 2 dead ones. Like, they just don't work. At all. Would anybody be interested in taking a look at them and making them work again? I would like my computer back.
Let me know...I will like...bake something for you. Or something. I dunno.
KTHNX. |
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| WTF? |
[Dec. 29th, 2005|06:57 pm] |
So I get this message from some weird old guy on hi5 today that reads, "Wanna make some cash?"
I quickly reply with, "doing what?"
He responds with, "call me on my cell - 512-***-****"
So, I message him back with this:
"Well, I'm at work all day and I can't be on the phone. Can't you just tell me what its about?"
By this point, I'm sure that he's gonna hit me back up with some offer to take all my clothes off and swim in a pool of jello, or rub him down with cocoa butter, or whatever it is that old pervs do...and this is what I get in return:
"Ok, sure no problem. I sell nutritional and skin care products. The thing is I have no problem selling the vitamins (USANA), but not so much with the skin care line (Sense). Given your age and apparent beauty based on the photograph, I think you would be a great candidate to use and if interested sell this stuff.
Please take a minute to check out the companies website, it is http://usana.com
I still have several Sense sample packs left over from last year and would be glad to send you one. It is supposed to be a 5-day supply, but my wife says it lasts twice that long and will give a good of the product quality.
Have a great New Years. Later."
Kinda makes me feel like those homos in "Go" when the cops try to invite them over to get them to sell AMWAY.
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