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WTF? [Dec. 29th, 2005|06:57 pm]
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So I get this message from some weird old guy on hi5 today that reads, "Wanna make some cash?"

I quickly reply with, "doing what?"

He responds with, "call me on my cell - 512-***-****"

So, I message him back with this:

"Well, I'm at work all day and I can't be on the phone. Can't you just tell me what its about?"



By this point, I'm sure that he's gonna hit me back up with some offer to take all my clothes off and swim in a pool of jello, or rub him down with cocoa butter, or whatever it is that old pervs do...and this is what I get in return:

"Ok, sure no problem. I sell nutritional and skin care products. The thing is I have no problem selling the vitamins (USANA), but not so much with the skin care line (Sense). Given your age and apparent beauty based on the photograph, I think you would be a great candidate to use and if interested sell this stuff.

Please take a minute to check out the companies website, it is http://usana.com

I still have several Sense sample packs left over from last year and would be glad to send you one. It is supposed to be a 5-day supply, but my wife says it lasts twice that long and will give a good of the product quality.

Have a great New Years. Later."



Kinda makes me feel like those homos in "Go" when the cops try to invite them over to get them to sell AMWAY.

lol.
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[User Picture]From: plur_bot
2005-12-30 05:02 pm (UTC)
Kinda makes me feel like those homos in "Go" when the cops try to invite them over to get them to sell AMWAY.

LOL
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[User Picture]From: jadep
2005-12-30 05:25 pm (UTC)
"She's number 2 sales in the DISTRICT"

*crosses fingers*

And by new years...I hope to be NUMBER ONE.
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